Caleb Galadima

What Nigerian Women want but won't tell you.

Welcome to the Most Dangerous Book You'll Read This Year Congratulations. If you're reading this book, one of three things has happened. First... You're a Nigerian man who has finally accepted that women are more difficult to understand than JAMB mathematics. Second... You're a Nigerian woman who bought this book just to see whether the author is talking nonsense. Third... Someone bought it for you because your relationship has recently resembled a Nigerian Senate debate. Whichever category you belong to... Welcome. Now, let me make something clear before we continue. This book is not a scientific research. It is not a marriage counselling manual. It is definitely not evidence you should use during an argument with your partner. Please don't say, "See? Caleb Galadima wrote it in Chapter 4!" I don't want problems. This is simply a humorous look at everyday Nigerian relationships—the misunderstandings, the unspoken expectations, the funny moments, and the little habits that make us laugh and sometimes scratch our heads. You'll meet dramatic girlfriends, overconfident boyfriends, suspicious WhatsApp detectives, prayer warriors, soft-life queens, and men who think "K" is a complete conversation. We'll laugh together. We'll learn together. And hopefully, by the end, we'll understand each other a little better. So grab your chilled malt—or if you're on a budget, pure water. Let's begin.